popularboyfriend:

guy:

guy:

how do u transform regular water into holy water

u boil the HELL out of it

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(Source: guy)

Aug 06 1:01 with 122,600 notes

adjenai:

fleabittendrifter:

adjenai:

do you ever see something and think "wow. that is violently american”

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You mean like glazed-donut-bacon-cheeseburgers?

exactly

May 20 23:20 with 299,012 notes

burritolover97:

eyebrow game strong? more like eyeBAG game strong. i’m fucking exhausted. haha lol

(Source: peidigrimes)

May 20 23:20 with 335,637 notes

mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

(Source: neptunain)

May 20 23:19 with 416,592 notes

nice-wig-janis:

so i was ordering a top online and put “please” in the discount box and this happened
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i got $0.20c off IM CRYING

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May 20 23:18 with 303,700 notes
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